And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
