Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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