He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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