oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
