careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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