Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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