nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Your penis caused this!
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