im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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