Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
