Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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