OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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