normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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