When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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