Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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