haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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