Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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