So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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