Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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