why didn't you poke me back
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Never underestimate the power of titties
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize