I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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