this beer tastes like vomit already
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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