you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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