i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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