i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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