do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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