True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You've changed since you got that strap on
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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