Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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