I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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