It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
