id be glad to
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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