I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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