It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
