Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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