oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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