those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This is the high leading the old right now
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Enjoy the penises
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
