Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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