So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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