I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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