maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
