of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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