you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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