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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He did a backflip because drugs
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