exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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