he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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