bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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