Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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