do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I am naked and annoyed.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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