Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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