haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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