My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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