I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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