I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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