dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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