Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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